Oh dear…Oh dear…
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
Wait.How a girl can have a big ass but a thin waist?
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling it
wishlist for book 4
I wish there were other ships else then Korrasami.I only see posts of that and other weird ones…I’m sad..uhhhmm yeah I agree with this wish list..
I love drinking coconut water
No you don’t you pretentious hipster asshole. That shit tastes like ass that’s been sitting in ass juice for five days you nasty (via portugoose)
Ass juice heehee
(via byeboi)
I like coconut water.. :(((
(via nedahoyin)
“No, for me the most difficult thing was probably the workshop fight with Ajax. The place is on fire, I’m not wearing any clothes.” (x)
This gives me LIFE